I need one for my house. And for my heart.
Oh my god.
LOOK AT HER.
If your cardiovascular system is in good condition, and you have not recently undergone a triple bypass or transplant of one sort or another, I encourage you to read this article IN WHICH THIS PUP IS FLOATING IN A POOL AND DRINKING FROM A BABY BOTTLE EHRMERGERD.
What I'm saying is this:
Instead of voting yes or no on constitutional amendments, let's all just vote for MORE BABY OTTERS.
Instead of gun buyers being subjected to background checks, let them be subjected to background checks performed by baby otters. Wearing sheriff costumes. And tiny BADGES.
When Mexicans cross the border into our country, may they not be greeted by controversy. May they be greeted by a welcoming committee OF BABY OTTERS, carrying little baskets, with coupons and snacks.
And instead of sending US soldiers into the Middle East, may I suggest we send men bearing baby otters, and inflatable pools from the dollar store.