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quest for the perfect *purse*

1/18/2013

 
Have we talked about my quest to find the perfect purse?

Have we also talked about my quest to find the perfect word to replace the word purse? Because this is what I think of when I think of the word purse:

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"Let me just get my purse, mmmmkay?"

"Bag" is too nonspecific, "tote" might as well be a registered trademark of public television, and it will be about 40 more years before I am old enough to utter the words "pocket book" without irony.

No matter.

My quest is over <insert crazy maniacal laughter>!

I have found an <awesome thing in which to carry my things>, and we love each other and we are getting married!

I LOVE THIS THING.

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Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss. 
Love it with all of my heart. 

In the front? My iphone.

In the middle? Pen, brush, chapstick.

In the main compartment? Wallet, sunglasses, small notebook.

In the sneaky flat back pocket? Kleenex.

In the strap? Hand sanitizer.

AND THAT IS ALL.

No more spelunking my way through the nine circles of leather hell to get to a vibrating phone. No more with the carrying of the anything for the anyone other than ME ME MEEEEEEE.

Booyah.

Happy New Year. 

    yours. truly.

    Amanda O'Brien is the author and sole proprietress of Blabbermouse.

    She's a wife, a mother, a reader, a runner, a writer, and, most recently, a fallen whole foods vegan. Yes those are parmesan crumbs on my cheek. 

    She can't show you how to profit by clipping coupons, take pretty photos of food, make interesting crafts, dress for less, reupholster furniture you found in a dumpster, or decorate on a dime.  She can also not demonstrate how to perform a proper squat, plank, or "burpee". 

    But she's funny and nice, and she likes you very, very much.
    

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