Me: Can I speak to Terry please?
Duane: Sure just a minute.
HOLD MESSAGE AND HOME DEPOT THEME SONG
Duane: Home Depot this is Duane speaking how may I help you.
Me: I'm holding for Terry.
Duane: Oh, right. Just a minute
HOLD MESSAGE AND HOME DEPOT THEME SONG
Duane: Home Depot this is Duane speaking how may I help you.
Me: Duane. It's still me. Waiting for Terry.
Duane: Hold just a minute.
HOLD MESSAGE AND HOME DEPOT THEME SONG
Duane: Home Depot this is Duane speaking how may I help you.
Me: Duane. Seriously. You must get Terry. Get her now.
Duane: I'm in the phone room. I can't leave.
Me: I need to speak to Terry. It's very important.
Duane: Okay. Hold just a minute
HOLD MESSAGE AND HOME DEPOT THEME SONG
John: Receivings this is John can I help you?
Me: I'm trying to get Terry on the phone. Please, please get me Terry.
John: Okay, I'll transfer you.
HOLD MESSAGE AND HOME DEPOT ....
Duane: Home Depot this is Duane speaking how may I help you?
Me: Dude, seriously. I am about to lose my mind, here. If the next person I speak to is not Terry, I think I may have a nervous breakdown and charge you for it. You're killing me. YOU ARE KILL-ING ME.
Duane: Oh, sorry. Terry's not in right now.
Me: Can I leave a message for her?
Duane: SURE!
Me: And you'll write it down and give it to her?
Duane: Yes!
Me: And you won't just keep handing the note to yourself over and over again?