I woke myself every hour throughout the night to slather a fresh coat of Abbreva on the bottom half of my face.
But the tingling (THE EVIL TINGLING!) was relentless.
And yesterday, while I was interviewing a client, face to face, in order to write her company's web site copy, I felt the ping! ping! ping! of tiny blisters exploding onto the scene, and then this morning:
Four client meetings today.
On a scale of one to ten, how professional would you rate this opening statement? "So, I realize my mouth resembles the gateway to your colon ..."