thing #1 i've learned from my kindle: chris kattan is the spitting image of emily dickinson
I have a Kindle. I too have been haunted by its screen savers. And I have to agree with Kym. The resemblance between Chris and Emily is quite striking. Here's the Kindle's Emily Dickinson screen saver:
If he hadn't gone ahead with the eye lift? LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER, THOSE TWO.
As if all that weren't enough UNCANNYNESS (can you ever really get enough uncannyness? Can you ever really get enough of saying the word UNCANNYNESS? Can you eat it with an English muffin and have uncannyness with nooks and crannyness? HA! HA HA! IT'S FIVE IN THE MORNING shut up.)
As if that weren't enough uncannyness, Kym tweets that tweet, and then a week later, I wake up to find Gus on the counter "making breakfast."