I said LOOK AT ME!
Now look. The New Girl is closing in on me. And I do not like it, Sam I Am.
She's a NEW girl.
The NEW girl can't win!
That kind of thing only happens in High School Musical, which is hilariously recapped by Bossy's daughter, here.
Like, we are SO not in high school, people. OKAY?
THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS ADULT COMPETITION.
So, do your thing, my little lambs! Work your sweet lambie magic! Come on. That's right. There's a nice delicious voting booth for you, riiiiiight here.