All this ta-ta tape measuring actually reminds me of how the whole time I was growing up, my Dad claimed to be 5' 10". And because I ended up being about an inch shorter than he is, I believed I was 5' 9". For YEARS. Then I went to a doctor post-college, who clocked me in at 5' 6 (and a half)", and I was all "So I'm not supermodel-thin after all, but rather a very average ho-hum weight? DAMN IT."
At least my boobs are supermodel small.
Thank God for the little things.