You people are insane.
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BUZZ IT!
YOU MUST BUZZ IT.
What did your parents do to you that you're so quick to leap to extremes?
Of course some of you said to leave it alone. Or even it up. But most of you said BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ buzz it.
Even my mother voted for the buzz cut.
She also sent me this photo of my childhood doll Daisy, whose hair I “styled” when I was about Patrick’s age.
Buzz! It!Buzz! It!
Well, I buzzed it.
But then guess who wanted in on the action?
HINT: YOU’LL NEVER GUesS.
Because I’m not that bright, I never saw that one coming either. What is wrong with me? How many times will I have to learn the what-one-has-the-other-wants-even-if-its-a-deadly-case-of-amoebic-dysentary lesson?
"LOOK AT THE CAMERA, BOYS!"