things i just need to accept about myself

1. I should only wear black.
2. Not pink.
3. Or green.
4. Or, God forbid, red.
5. Not preppy patterns. Or bohemian prints.
6. I am happy in black. And thus,
7. When shopping, to save time, I should reach only for clothes that are black, or
8. Black, or 
9. If I'm feeling particularly daring ...
10. BLACK.