spoiler alert: the truth about the easter bunny

Gus (to me and Larry at the dinner table): 
You know the Easter Bunny isn’t really a bunny. 
He’s just a guy dressed up in a bunny suit.

Patrick (trying to help us understand): 
He’s like a mascot.

Me: 
Are you talking about the Easter Bunny in the mall?
Gus:
No. The Easter Bunny who comes to our house. 
He’s just a guy in a bunny suit.

Larry:
What are you talking about? The Easter Bunny is a bunny.

Gus:
No he's not. He’s just a guy who wears an Easter Bunny suit.

Me:
Why would someone do that?

Gus:
He’s just a guy who likes to dress up like a bunny and hide candy and eggs and stuff in people's yards. 

Me:
So you’re telling me that a guy dressed as a bunny, gets up Easter morning, and goes to every house in America?

Gus:
No, just East Nashville.

Me: 
So there’s just an East Nashville Easter Bunny?

Gus:
Yeah. And an Easter Bunny where Granddad and Emmy live ...

Me:
And our Easter Bunny only hides stuff in East Nashville?

Gus:
Yes. But he's not a bunny. He's a guy.

Me:
Who is this guy?

Gus: (Very serious) 
We don't know.