"I'm a Dr of therapy so I should know my stuff, but last night I discovered that where I thought I was peeing from and where it actually comes out were two totally different places. I'm not sure if I should be embarrassed by my lack of knowledge ... or thrilled that my fun zone is a lot more accessible than I thought it was."
You're not sure if you should be embarrassed by your lack of knowledge?
Let me help you with that.
On a scale of ridiculousness, that's like one tick below not realizing that you don't shit out of your face.
YOU MEAN THERE'S A SEPARATE HOLE FOR THAT?
I had no idea!
This makes eating so much more pleasurable now.