"I think you spelled Confucius wrong on your blog."
--E-mail from member of senior management
"I've heard of a feminine side, I've just never heard it SING before."
-Larry's father, upon listening to Larry's latest recording, in which Larry sings harmonies that sound ... a bit ladylike.
"But what's the hook?"
--Larry's mom, upon listening to the chorus of Larry's song, "I've Gotta Keep My Eye on You," which repeats, "I've gotta keep my eye on you, I've gotta keep my eye on you, I've gotta keep my eye on yooooooooo ..."