So let me get this straight.
It's a blanket. With sleeves.
Kind of like ... a sweater?
I would have loved to be in the room when they wrote the ad copy for this
product:
"Easier than a regular blanket!"
Because if there's one thing we all know about blankets, it's how complicated they can be. At Christmas I gave my parents a regular blanket from Restoration Hardware, and my mom was all, "HOW DO I WORK THIS THING?"
If only I'd known about the Snuggie.
According to the Snuggie web site, the Snuggie has "so many uses", including "Cuddle"
and "Watching Television."
You can't do that with a regular old blanket. No sir.
Watch the video clip and you'll see that the Snuggie not only saves you money on heating bills at home, it is also great for looking like an asshole at sporting events.
Why wrestle with a coat (buttons, zippers, pockets, hoods! What a MESS!) when you can wear a gigantic electric-blue blanket with arms?
ORDER NOW.
It's a blanket. With sleeves.
Kind of like ... a sweater?
I would have loved to be in the room when they wrote the ad copy for this
product:
"Easier than a regular blanket!"
Because if there's one thing we all know about blankets, it's how complicated they can be. At Christmas I gave my parents a regular blanket from Restoration Hardware, and my mom was all, "HOW DO I WORK THIS THING?"
If only I'd known about the Snuggie.
According to the Snuggie web site, the Snuggie has "so many uses", including "Cuddle"
and "Watching Television."
You can't do that with a regular old blanket. No sir.
Watch the video clip and you'll see that the Snuggie not only saves you money on heating bills at home, it is also great for looking like an asshole at sporting events.
Why wrestle with a coat (buttons, zippers, pockets, hoods! What a MESS!) when you can wear a gigantic electric-blue blanket with arms?
ORDER NOW.
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