2. My husband has X-Ray vision—and yours probably does, too. Where you or I see spilled cereal and potato chip crumbs covering the kitchen floor, he sees only a clean kitchen floor. It's magical!
3. When your two-year-old tries to turn off his screaming little brother using the TV remote, don’t get all cute and explain to him that the remote only works on the television. Tell him that only Mommies can use the TV remote to make little boys disappear, so he better behave.