I had a perfect record. I could have been the Poster Elf for the Advent Candy Distribution Society. For twenty days in a row, I'd succeeded in placing seasonally appropriate candy behind the correct doors on the correct days. Until a little late-night reveling tossed me off track.
Read all about it.
In other news, Patrick just walked up to me with a massive gaggle of key chains (collected at various rummage sales by father in law and sent to the boys with their quarterly Box O' Toys, Key Chains & Beer Koozies That Take Over Every Square Foot of My House), and do you know what the bottom-most key chain says? It's a pair of lips. And it says "KISS CLUTTER GOODBYE."
Ha! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
Ha.
Read all about it.
In other news, Patrick just walked up to me with a massive gaggle of key chains (collected at various rummage sales by father in law and sent to the boys with their quarterly Box O' Toys, Key Chains & Beer Koozies That Take Over Every Square Foot of My House), and do you know what the bottom-most key chain says? It's a pair of lips. And it says "KISS CLUTTER GOODBYE."
Ha! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
Ha.
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