Him: Do you know if there are any SunTrust Banks anywhere around here?
Me: I thought Suntrust got bought out by Regions.
Him: No, they didn’t. There are like a million SunTrusts all over the city.
Me: So why did you ask me if I knew where any were?
Him: Fine! Never mind! I’ll do it myself! God!
What I Think Actually Happened In His Mind:
Him: Could you do me a favor and pay this bill at Suntrust during lunch?
Me: Screw you. I’ve got a three month backlog of People magazines to catch up on, not to mention all that leftover Valentine’s candy. That stuff doesn’t just eat itself, you know.