I’ve been lying in bed since 4am, writing a post in my head, and I have to tell you, my head is a terrible place to write. The keyboard in there has itty bitty little letters and an enormous delete button where the space bar should be. And every time I hit Enter? I fall asleep.
The reason I could not get out of bed this morning is that there is no coffee. Or rather, there is coffee, but I can’t have any. A nurse is coming to do my life insurance physical at 8am, and The Packet says I can have nothing but water for 8 hours before the exam.
Nothing but water. What good is water?
Water is dead to me.
Water is just liquid with all the coffee taken out. STUPID STUPID WATER.
Let’s hope this nurse is not trying to assess my will to live. If she is, I'll just have to tell her: It’s in the kitchen cabinet, UNDER THE COFFEE.
The reason I could not get out of bed this morning is that there is no coffee. Or rather, there is coffee, but I can’t have any. A nurse is coming to do my life insurance physical at 8am, and The Packet says I can have nothing but water for 8 hours before the exam.
Nothing but water. What good is water?
Water is dead to me.
Water is just liquid with all the coffee taken out. STUPID STUPID WATER.
Let’s hope this nurse is not trying to assess my will to live. If she is, I'll just have to tell her: It’s in the kitchen cabinet, UNDER THE COFFEE.
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