Don't toy with me, March. That gift you gave me yesterday? That was downright romantic. That meant something to me, man. So if you're just going to take it back tomorrow and send me a bunch of cold and rain and cheap drugstore chocolates, we're going to have to have a conversation about trust.
Enjoy your weekend. :)
Amanda O'Brien is the author and sole proprietress of Blabbermouse, a blog she launched in February of 2005.