But he's got nothing on this woman. (link to article is no longer available)
The indignity of this story is almost too much to bear. Two years this woman lived on a toilet, while her boyfriend brought her meals? And only when she started acting "groggy" did he think to call police.
And speaking of the police, I'm loving this colorful quote from the aptly named, Sheriff Whipple, whose Dickensian description of the scene could end only in a preposition:
"The smell was overpowering — a terrible smell about the house, obviously coming from where she was at."