Blabbermouse
  • BLOG
  • READING
  • ARCHIVE 2005-2014
Follow me!

cheaties, breakfast of champions

7/13/2010

0 Comments

 
I’ve been in airports this week. And I’ve been reading the US Weeklies and Stars and Peoples. And you know what I think would be awesome? If everyone would stop cheating on their spouses!

I know, right? Fidelity: WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT. Someone should totally invent that.

Is it just me, or is the philandering becoming more and more commonplace?

I mean, we are now living in a world where Al Gore is cheating on his wife with another woman. 

Al Gore is NOT EVEN STRAIGHT.A friend of mine told me a story over lunch the other day about a friend of hers whose husband was carrying on affairs for YEARS. This couple has three or four kids, the husband was allegedly “the perfect father and husband” someone “you’d never suspect”, and yet, in listening to how it all went down, I like to think I would have caught the signs. 


I won’t go into the gruesome details of what this guy did, but let’s just say it would be like if Larry was creeping out of bed at four in the morning and slathering on cologne to “go tutor a student in biology.” 

“Can’t she be tutored during school hours? Or after school?”

“Well, she has special needs.”

“And the condoms in your pocket?”

“This girl is a VISUAL LEARNER. GOD, AMANDA. STOP BADGERING ME. I’M A TEACHER. THIS IS MY CALLING. HOW DOES MY BUTT LOOK IN THESE KHAKIS?”

Just ridiculous.

I used to look forward to reading trash on airplanes, but now I'm just sickened by Hollywood. No one in that place can keep their pants on or stay married for more than six or seven minutes at a stretch. Even the people who aren’t married can’t stay married. Susan Sarandon and Tim from the Shawshank Redemption? WHAT HAPPENED? You guys are supposed to be different.

At least we still have Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.For the moment.

0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    yours. truly.

    Amanda O'Brien is the author and sole proprietress of Blabbermouse, a blog she launched in February of 2005.

    archives

    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013
    June 2013
    May 2013
    April 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    January 2013
    December 2012
    November 2012
    October 2012
    September 2012
    August 2012
    July 2012
    June 2012
    May 2012
    April 2012
    March 2012
    February 2012
    January 2012
    December 2011
    November 2011
    October 2011
    September 2011
    August 2011
    July 2011
    June 2011
    May 2011
    April 2011
    March 2011
    February 2011
    January 2011
    December 2010
    November 2010
    October 2010
    September 2010
    August 2010
    July 2010
    June 2010
    May 2010
    April 2010
    March 2010
    February 2010
    January 2010
    December 2009
    November 2009
    October 2009
    September 2009
    August 2009
    July 2009
    June 2009
    May 2009
    April 2009
    March 2009
    February 2009
    January 2009
    December 2008
    November 2008
    October 2008
    September 2008
    August 2008
    July 2008
    June 2008
    May 2008
    April 2008
    March 2008
    February 2008
    January 2008
    December 2007
    November 2007
    October 2007
    September 2007
    August 2007
    June 2007
    April 2007
    March 2007
    January 2007
    December 2006
    November 2006
    October 2006
    September 2006
    August 2006
    July 2006
    June 2006
    May 2006
    April 2006
    March 2006
    February 2006
    January 2006
    December 2005
    November 2005
    October 2005
    September 2005
    August 2005
    July 2005
    June 2005
    May 2005
    April 2005
    March 2005
    February 2005

    Categories

    All

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.