"Oh, he's a cute one."
"But he's all alone."
"Well, yes."
"His mommy and daddy left him."
"Noo, his mommy and daddy didn't leave him."
"Well, where did they go?"
"They probably just went to Bongo Java."
"To get him a muffin?"
"I was thinking more along the lines of 'to read the newspaper in peace,' but yeah, they'll probably bring him back a muffin."