Let's look at the picture more closely, shall we?
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
I mean, it's sort of obvious that this is supposed to be a "tender" portrait. But then WHY ARE THEY WEARING NO CLOTHES? Can you not be tender and also WEARING PANTS? Especially if you are these people, who hardly fit the profile for naked pregnant portraiture. What would their friends in accounts receivable think?
And why is he standing THAT CLOSE? I mean, for our sake I'm glad he is, don't get me wrong, but WHY? Because it almost looks like ...
GAH. NO. NO. JUST NO.
This is a chaste and tender moment between two naked CPAs, one of whom is pregnant, and that is all.
Except that it's not all.
There's something on the floor there, by their feet.
Their underwear, maybe? Or are they doing a jigsaw puzzle? They look a little uncomfortable. It's as if they're trying to make peace with the moment, but in the back of their minds they're thinking I WILL NEVER DRINK AT A SILENT AUCTION AGAIN.