I told you if you left my due date near the refrigerator, it was fair game! You know what I totally remind myself of in this picture? The fawn from The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe! I'm like half man, half bloated deer. I need a bushy little tail sticking through my pants, a pair of doe ears, and a big honkin' box of Turkish delight. Incidentally, I got my 40 week email newsletter from BabyCenter.com yesterday, congratulating me on my newborn. THANKS BABYCENTER! But, I've actually arrived at a point where I'm not entirely convinced I'm pregnant. Store clerks ask me when the baby's due, and I just tap the ground with my hoof and snort "What baby? I'm a fawn! Join me for tea in Narnia!"
Amanda O'Brien is the author and sole proprietress of Blabbermouse, a blog she launched in February of 2005.