I am partial to the adorable curly mohawk that occurs naturally when you towel-dry Gus's little fuzzy ducky head. (Though I've been known, on special occasions, to use a little mousse for added lift.) Even our pediatrician agrees with me that it's a very cool 'do. Very Gus. But, apparently, Larry, who, if memory serves me, was in a rock band for 17 years, finds the style "a bit much."
So, I came home yesterday to find our boy's hair parted down the side and smoothed into a CPA-style combover. He was sitting in his booster seat, filling out a job application for H&R Block.
"Did you notice what we did with his hair?" Larry asked, all proud of himself. "It looks a million times neater this way, don't you think?"
Well, yes. But, just to be sure it's really a million times neater ... let's get Gus to run the numbers.