Good thing we're not stuck at an expensive restaurant together. (Check please!)
So, how are you? I'm glad you stopped by. Can I get you anything? A glass of juice? Some raisins? A shot of Jagermeister to make me seem more interesting?
I just googled Jagermeister to see if I was spelling it right (I wasn't), and I discovered this precious gem under "Rules All Men Should Live By."
Rule 6. Women Like Men Who Are Assholes
If a woman sees that you are a pussy, she will walk all over you. If they think that you are a busy guy and hard to get a hold of, the more they will want in your pants.
If there is one thing that has kept me “wanting in Larry’s pants” all these years, it’s how busy and hard to get a hold of he is.
“Hey Lare, can you change Patrick’s diaper?”
“Honey, did you hear me? Patrick really needs a change …”
“Lare, I’ve got Gus in the bathtub and Patrick really--
“Not now, bitch!”
What woman could resist that?