So here I go!
Larry: I need a poster printed very cheaply.
Me: No problem. I can do that!
Me: Well, we can print it in black and red on whatever paper the printer is trying to get rid of. And we will receive a discount.
Larry: (Looking at me like I am the most beautiful, brilliant person in the whole world) Okay.
Me: How many pieces do you want to print?
Larry: I was thinking no more than 300.
Me: (No longer excited). Oh.
Me: Then we'll have to print digitally. Printers won't do runs under a thousand.
Me: Yeah. Too bad.
And then I woke up! And fell immediately back to sleep. Because I was so bored.