And then I took the first pill. And shortly thereafter threatened to kill myself. And Larry.
And all the INCREDIBLY stupid MORONIC PEOPLE everywhere, who don't understand ANYTHING! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. STUPID,DISHONEST, SNEAKY, HORRIBLE, BAD DRIVING IDIOTS who are ALL out to GET me, AND TAKE OUR MONEY, and our FREEDOM! They can't even figure out how to design an ELMO CUP that doesn't shoot milk out the straw every time you put the LID on? HOW CAN I RAISE CHILDREN IN SUCH A STUPID, SAD SAD WORLD? PLUS, everything's so SAD! People are DYING of cancer AND falling, and getting PARALYZED, and having TUMORS, and STROKES. How can we LIVE with THAT? It's UNBEARABLE. YOU FINISHED THE CHEDDAR?? FUCK YOU!
I mean. Crazy. This pill.
Then, in moments of clarity, I'd ask Larry, "So, have you noticed any changes in my mood since I've been taking this pill?"
God bless that man. He's like, "I still enjoy your company very much, of course, but you can stop taking it any time you want. You know, if you want. Whenever you want. Like now. Now would be a good time."