Hint: WE KNOW.
See the tuft of hair on his face that is STILL blocking his line of vision? I can just picture him rising from his drug induced coma to try to bite Groomer Kelly's face off as she attempted to cut that. Sean’s haircuts always have at least one patch of “Okay! Nevermind!”, although it's usually surrounding his anus.
Lord Sean McKenzie is VERY protective of his anus.
LOVES his anus.
“GET THE RAZOR AWAY FROM MY ANUS!”
(I’m just trying to generate some interesting Google traffic here, folks).
But I must say Groomer Kelly did an excellent job on his nether regions this time, and Sean is enjoying the unobstructed access to his former nutsack IMMENSELY.
He’s all, “Why HELLO there, you! (MLAT MLAT MLAT MLAT MLAT).”
And when I tell him to cut it out, he looks at me like a teenage boy whose mom just found his stash of Playboys. Slightly embarrassed, but mostly just ticked that he’s going to have to hitch a ride to the store to buy new ones.