Q. I can cook, clean and (generally speaking) find kids amusing. I don't have much of an opinion on glycemic index, steiner schools or global warming. BUT I know EVERY musical theatre number (by heart) from 1945-present day....SO...can I come live with you?
A. You had me at "I can clean." Not that your broad knowledge of musical theater isn't freakish and alarming enticing, but "I can clean and I want to live with you" is qualification enough, as currently we do not have a single resident who fits that description. If young children don't make you want to throw yourself out a second story window, that's icing on the cake, but it's hardly a job requirement. Feel free to glare at the boys and make rude gestures behind their backs as you attempt to harness the cyclone of debris that whirls around their bodies at any given moment. Lord knows I do.