She'd write: "ALL EMPLOYEES: There's some leftover Kung Pow Chicken sitting on my desk."
Or "ALL EMPLOYEES: Someone reported a light out in the hall by the fourth floor bathrooms. They are aware of it."
Or "ALL EMPLOYEES: They will be testing our emergency sprinkler system on Thursday morning at ten. Sorry for any inconvenience."
For someone like me, who thrives on edge-of-your-seat excitement, those were good times.