I know, right? Fidelity: WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT. Someone should totally invent that.
Is it just me, or is the philandering becoming more and more commonplace?
I mean, we are now living in a world where Al Gore is cheating on his wife with another woman.
Al Gore is NOT EVEN STRAIGHT.A friend of mine told me a story over lunch the other day about a friend of hers whose husband was carrying on affairs for YEARS. This couple has three or four kids, the husband was allegedly “the perfect father and husband” someone “you’d never suspect”, and yet, in listening to how it all went down, I like to think I would have caught the signs.
I won’t go into the gruesome details of what this guy did, but let’s just say it would be like if Larry was creeping out of bed at four in the morning and slathering on cologne to “go tutor a student in biology.”
“Can’t she be tutored during school hours? Or after school?”
“Well, she has special needs.”
“And the condoms in your pocket?”
“This girl is a VISUAL LEARNER. GOD, AMANDA. STOP BADGERING ME. I’M A TEACHER. THIS IS MY CALLING. HOW DOES MY BUTT LOOK IN THESE KHAKIS?”
I used to look forward to reading trash on airplanes, but now I'm just sickened by Hollywood. No one in that place can keep their pants on or stay married for more than six or seven minutes at a stretch. Even the people who aren’t married can’t stay married. Susan Sarandon and Tim from the Shawshank Redemption? WHAT HAPPENED? You guys are supposed to be different.
At least we still have Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.For the moment.